the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018

DJ Peter J

Metro Detroit’s most accomplished DJ on the discs. Best known for his hit “Panty Dropper & Adderall”. Though some of his latest music has rocked the EDM world with “Glory Hole Godz” Peter J rather drink virgin daiquiris and hang out with his lap dog phill-up.

I’m not coming to the party if DJ Peter J isn’t on the turn table!

by Phil-up-my-bum June 10, 2019

Talia Paterson Sinco

Talia Paterson Sinco has about 50 wifeys

Hey Talia Paterson Sinco!!!
HEY WIFEYSSSS

by alakandel June 20, 2022

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite

"Um, it was actually what Donald Trump said to Peter Griffin, not Joe Biden. The other definition is wrong" 🤓

Holy Crap, Donald Trump or Joe Biden (I don't fucking know)

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite.

by RandomRubbishRick November 23, 2022

The legend of Buck Peterman

The legend goes that Buck Peterman can cure infertility in woman by using a combination of his extreme lovemaking skills, and large amounts of homemade corn liquor. Even women that don’t have infertility can benefit by experiencing his unbridled sexual passion. Women around the world are honored to be included in his erotic memoirs.

the legend of Buck Peterman is a self titled erotic memoir that shares to the world his own sexual exploits.

by Petermans Pleasure December 2, 2019

Peter Gunn

1.) A classic television show in the late 50's/early 60's about a classy detective of the same name.

2.) The theme to "Peter Gunn" orchestrated by Henry Mancini (Also composed The Pink Panther Theme). It also can be heard in the video arcade game "Spy Hunter"

The "Peter Gunn" theme has been used in many video games and movies, including "The Blues Brothers" and "Spy Hunter"

by strauby12 January 12, 2006

peter bump

To bump one's peter against another man's peter. Not for sexual pleasure, but to find out if one of the two parties involved becomes aroused.

Guy 1: Hey Dude, have you ever done a peter bump?
Guy 2: Hell no, I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Well how do you know if you've never peter bumped?

by Andrew256 May 16, 2008