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puertohill

A puerto rican hillbilly. Usually drives a rusty truck and wears work boots to the bar. Usually a result of being raised in the south.
Pedro can sure line dance.

Yeah he's a real puertohill.
by djones52882 February 21, 2008
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Pertainage

When one would like to appear intelligent and decides to create a word. Often uses words like 'Bro' and holds company BBQ's.
Sir Lambshanks declared on the 12th of July this here 2010, that the footnotes had no pertainage to the spreads.
by DouchePolice July 12, 2010
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Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
by captain deeze March 3, 2012
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Puerto Rican Style

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012
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pertambulate

random shuffling while dawdling through life.
When I pertambulate to work, I often trip over cracks in the fabric of space time.
by aquila1412 December 31, 2012
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Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014
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