Profen

an alternative word for gooning

I Be Profen

by zoinerkn August 26, 2025

Profen

VERB: /pröfən/ to masterbate, goon, jerk meat, jack off, Jill off, beat box, shuck corn, pop off, or jork it. Often used in the context of aggressive or habitual action. Etymological Orgin: Irresponsible genie wish.

A: "Look! Ibuprofen!"

B: "yo? You be PROFEN???"

by Anonymous_platypus October 7, 2025

Profen

Profen means to masturbate

You be profen all night huh?

by mangoasechurcknorris October 8, 2025

profen

masturbating; gooning.

"What do you call this medication?"
"Ibuprofen"
"Yeah I bet you be profen all night, huh?"

by itsnapalm October 9, 2025

profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025

Profen

The word Gooning definition was requested to be changed by God to Profen by DEiM on tic tok

"Tylenol gives you autism that's why we've partnered with ibuprofen" "you be Profen I bet you be Profen all night huh"

by Logan387 October 14, 2025

Profeshyweshy

A graspable, approachable way to say professional so that people won't be intimidated by the vast success of your/others life.

Bryan needs to seek some profeshyweshy mental help to help his little brainywainy.

by Lady DangerMouse November 25, 2025