Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

the professor

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.

Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.

by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007

Professor Killjoy

The Most badass Motherfucker on the planet YO!

Professor Killjoy fucked your mom and most likeley hates you! He also likes to hit bunnies with his car

by Muas March 15, 2003

Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

probpossibly

it might happen. probably possible. not a deffinate yes or no.

Danny: can we go now its been an hour since i had a beer.

Bryan: probpossibly if you can keep your damn mouth shut for 2 minutes.

by shady72685 March 3, 2010

Profanwich

A variant of the "sir sandwich."

Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.

Sh**, that copy machine is jammed, f**k. ->Profanwich

by ccindyclerk November 30, 2009