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Polysexual 

A motherfucking sly way to say "I'm cheating on you but we came up for a name" If your loved one says that there poly sexual, Anti-herpe your house emediatly and buy a box full of condoms or have a lot of birth control because you don't know who they be having sex with.
Me:Hi {name} how was today
Relationship: I became polysexual
Me:well shit, looks like a threesome

Pansexual 

Pansexuality is a valid sexuality that is meant to be used as a way saying their love knows no bounds.

This means that the pansexual person will date anyone of any gender, any sexuality group, any race, at a fitting age group.

And no, it doesn't mean they're attracted to children, corpses, or animals. They like people like a normal person would, they're just more open to different types of people.
Dan is a pansexual, he is open to dating a range of different people.
Pansexual by spaceblankie September 4, 2017

Pansexual 

Pansexual means "romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity" but for me it means you don't care who you're with (gender or sexuality wise) all it matters is their personality (don't get some people wrong on this. I will not fuck a table). Yes it could be a non-human thing but then you're just fucking weird. Like come on.
Random Human: So uh.. you're straight right?
Pansexual human: No, im-
Random Human: You're Gay?!?
Pansexual Human: No you little hoe you didn't let me finish my sentence you dumb fuck. I'm pansexual.
Random Human: Rude much? Also so you're like.. bi?
Pansexual Human: oh my fucking god. No. It means I don't care what your gender is I just like you for you.
Random Human: Ohh Okay. So you're not bi..?
Pansexual Human: Oh my fuckin- *THROWS A TABLE AT THE RANDOM HUMAN*
Pansexual by read you dumb fuck February 22, 2018

Pansexual 

Being attracted to their personality
I realised I was pansexual when I liked her/him for the personality
Pansexual by Pansexual boye September 2, 2018

Pansexual 

Rapunzel.

And apparently Flynn Ryder too (after realizing his "prefs" and coming out of the pan closet).
Example 1: "Oh mama, I gotta get me one o' these!"

Example 2: "Frying Pans! Who knew?"

(pansexual. had to add this bit cause UD said error "should include the word being defined". gay.)
Pansexual by SykaDelea9 April 14, 2019

Pansexual 

Contrary to popular belief, pansexual is not when you are attracted to all genders and sexualities, but when you attracted to pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils
Pansexual 1: Yo, that pot was so hot

Pansexual 2: Yea but did you see that kitchen knife? *does TikTok fuckboy move*
Pansexual by urmumgaelol October 5, 2019