Pookie

A Pookie is the ever so common conquered, perpetually defeated, emasculated, effeminate, 50-50 guy. A Pookie usually l believes himself to be “the prize” even with 0.2 cents in his pockets.

A Pookie will solicit role reversal relationships, make surrogate mothers of their partners and are surprised when the sexual tension/polarity is nonexistent.

Pookies is the plural form of Pookie

Pookies are often ignorant of their own ignorance, believe themselves to be high quality/high value men

Pookie is the equally broke, good for nothing, under or uneducated, slow, trifling, sofa surfing, basement bunking brother of Rayray and baby daddy of so & so, so & so and so & so…

You’re boyfriend is a pookie

Is that pookie & rayray

by Pookieandrayraysmom January 15, 2022

Pookie

Fernando Torres

The pookie-st man ever : Fernando Torres

by Darwizzylover July 3, 2024

Pookie

A food baby, of sorts, usually after consumption of cookies, hence the word pookie

My girlfriend asked last night if I was pregnant and I said no, it’s just my pookie

by Glara4700 April 16, 2019

Pookie

Its whatever you want it to be to get a little boost!

When you kiss your aunt and its unexpectedly juicy, get some good old pookie

by LittlePookie November 19, 2020

pooky

A cat who blows stuff up with his voice.

RUN ITS POOKY!

by REDFOX REVIEWS November 11, 2015

Pookie

a cute nickname for someone close to you

Maya is Kyle's little pookie

by pookie-cookie February 25, 2024

Pookie

What my mom calls a vagina.

C R I N G E

“Oh look! He’s trying to get her pookie”

by Sxenpai April 20, 2020