Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.

“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”

by Interested observer October 31, 2023

Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.

James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.

by dickjackie April 22, 2024

Pong noggers

That slap feeling when something sucks REALLY bad

Man I have to work a double today and I gotta realy shit. Today is just a pong noggers day

by Argon1000 August 6, 2020

ping pong pung pang

a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily

he is really bad at ping pong pung pang

by BorisTucker July 24, 2017

The Ping Pong

A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.

"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."

by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020

Wrongle Pong

When you are absolutely not wrong.

"It's cold in here!"

"You're not wrongle pong"

by Chumba Whumba January 15, 2024

funky pong

n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.

Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.

by Skyerus October 24, 2004