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Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"
Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"
by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011
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pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.
"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."
by elemkay May 20, 2008
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Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.
The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.
by F023425 May 6, 2013
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Popping a boner

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment
I hate popping a boner while I poo.
by EvanderkaneslittleG March 5, 2015
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Morse Code Mouth Popping

Using your mouth and lips to create popping sounds to recreate morse code. This can be used when communicating with friends and coworkers in a new way so no one will know exactly what it is you are talking to each other about.
A bank teller used MCMP (morse code mouth popping) to alert a coworker she was being robbed to alert the authorities without the suspect in question even knowing!
by MCMP February 18, 2011
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grass cutting cherry popping

the act of shaving a females pubic region as foreplay prior to her first encounter of sexual intercourse.
by the lone sexer February 25, 2010
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popping my pussy

what people say when they finger themselves in a handstand
adrianna: belle i made varsity!

belle: hold on i can’t talk rn i need to finish popping my pussy
by adriannalol September 1, 2021
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