Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017

Polish The Rim

Dropping trout. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Do you guys have a bathroom? I need to Polish The Rim!

by Starla S Lansky October 31, 2019

polish mark

a beautiful person with the deepest blue eyes.

Polish mark, can we get some pierogi later?

by ClaraS April 13, 2017

Dick Polish

After you’re finished waxing the pussy, she sucks off the residue leaving a little shine on your dick.

If a girl offers to give you a dick polish you should kindly accept because it saves you time having to clean yourself.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

Polish Goodmorning

When you get woken up in the morning with fellatio and after nutting in her mouth, she washes it down with a shot of Vodka.

Yeah man the first date went way better than expected. I stayed over and she woke me up with a Polish Goodmorning.

by Anjelich August 18, 2020

Floor Polish

A substance that is extracted from poppies and turned into what is called heroin.

Floor polish or heroin is used mainly by homeless people or prostitutes.

Heroin / smack.

I did alot of floor polish back in the day.

Hey man do you know where I can find some floor polish?

I'm going to inject some floor polish!

by LasHeyGus August 17, 2019