Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

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poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025

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Poison Pie

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie

Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie

by Mustyman29 July 2, 2022

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Rat Poison

Bottles of herbal shot based liquor purchased from random foreign countries that contain extortionate levels of alcohol that immediately upon hitting the back of your throat make you wretch , then approximately 1 hour later annihilates the participant into a painful world of vomiting and semi conscious alcohol infused head spinning.

As Rebecca lay spread eagle on the floor covered in her own urine and vomit whilst groaning in regret, the consequences of downing the herbal ‘Rat Poison’ suddenly became very apparant.

by The Turtle Landlord May 4, 2022

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