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no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.
'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'
by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015
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slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people
by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021
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Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
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Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room
“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown
by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024
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Pencil

The asian counterpart to an 'inside out oreo'. Asian on the outside, black on the inside- hence pencil.
Extremely White Person- "Yo I'm an insideout oreo !"
Super Asian Person- "Ite, Imma pencil."
Extremely White Person- "Whaaaaaaa"
by ilovemyasianfriendm! December 1, 2011
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pEnCiL

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018
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Pencil-Art

A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing
Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years
by Ghost-Bat789 March 8, 2015
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