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peanut butter lovers 

someone who LOVES peanut butter and anything to do with nuts (: like taylor jean palmer. krizan and taylor have a lot of history with peanut butter. especially when their sleeping :D where ever theres peanut butter you know taylors close!
hayley: KRIZANS HERE! RICHELLE DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?

richelle: HAHAHA YEAH! in the cupboard.

hayley: here taylor, and the basements empty :D

krizan: OMG that didnt even happen it was james chambers!

hayley: its okay krizan we all know you and taylor are "peanut butter lovers."

taylor: OMG IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER. (i may finger your butt hole.)
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peanut butter and jelly 

Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.
I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.

peanut butter and jelly 

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!

Peanut Butter McJelly 

A codename used 4 a realllllllllly cute kid who a girl stalks
alanna: waiyo waiyo waiyo
sydney: OMG ITS PEANUT BUTTER MCJELLY!
izzy: syd i dont care!
sydney: BUT HES SOOO CUTE!

Peanut Butter Phil 

The act of covering a man's penis in a thick coat of peanut butter and then using one's mouth to suck all of the peanut butter off.
A peanut butter phil is really enjoyable for both sexual partners; it feel great for the receiver and tastes great for the giver.

Peanut butter and fluff sandwich 

The act of shoving shit and cum inbetween a girls boobs
After some hardcore dry anal, my boyfriend made me a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.

peanut butter jelly dab 

when you get the darker colored reclaim out of the spot where your nail connects to the rig and then you get some of the lighter colored reclaim thats got some of the water in it and you mix em together and make it look like pbj and dab it until you don't know where you are
Jake: Hey homie whats that?!?!

Tom: Just some Peanut Butter Jelly Dabs!
Jake: Oh wow! What're you gonna do with it?!
Tom: I'm gonna dab it until I don't know where I am!