Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

Parabitch

Parabitches are bitches of the air. There is 1/9 the amount of parabitches then there are land bitches.

Do you see that parabitch? Up there!

by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Pafahfah

The Pafahfah is an overeducated fish that lives in pot-holder land, he is the most wise and usually has answers for all the schools of fish in it's underwater district.

Oh my find, what am I going to do about the starfish that keeps bullying me?" go ask Pafahfah he can help you."

by Trickglock September 16, 2019

Para-antivax

a rich annoying white boi who thinks he is better than everyone at every game

Yo WHATS UP PARA-ANTIVAX

UHHHHHHHH

by jimmyyesyes October 10, 2019

PAAH

a Passive Aggressive Ass Hole; a person who is incapable of responding to another human being candidly and without subliminal or conscious negative/manipulative motive.

Can't count on him to complete the job; he's a PAAH.

by drwofwof December 4, 2019

Paracoronaid

n. Irrational anxiety or fear of having corona virus whenever one coughs or has a headache

Bernadette feels paracoronaid every time she coughs.

by Bad bar April 4, 2020