by sillygooselings July 31, 2022

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"
by catfapper January 12, 2009

"She felt like she was looking at the Panic! at the Disco fandom as the train fell off the tracks in slow motion."
"His ferret's death was a Panic! at the Disco fandom to him."
"His ferret's death was a Panic! at the Disco fandom to him."
by Marienne May 21, 2007

Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.
As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?
Guy2: Not the hot one?!
Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
Guy2: Not the hot one?!
Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
by TW98 June 4, 2011

When you forget something and you start panicking, but immediately you remember it again. (Short-term memory)
1. "I keep doing 1 sec panic when I'm in hurry"
2. "I have short-term memory"
"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"
2. "I have short-term memory"
"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"
by Mwoya December 21, 2019

by Dr. Awesome July 27, 2006

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage
by Russell B July 14, 2003
