Panic Make Out

The act of grabbing the nearest person and kissing them to avoid the impending kiss from a drunk friend.
"So I was at this club with Sarah and she looks at me like she's going in for the kiss so I panic made out with Alice instead, I just don't like her like that"

"I saw Jan french some random dude after Mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out"
by Docsully September 26, 2011
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Pain Panic Penises

3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section
' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)
by sillygooselings August 01, 2022
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panic boardies

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"
n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE
by catfapper September 24, 2008
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Panic! at the Disco fandom

1 A synonym for a major catastrophe.
2 A reason to not want to live.
"She felt like she was looking at the Panic! at the Disco fandom as the train fell off the tracks in slow motion."

"His ferret's death was a Panic! at the Disco fandom to him."
by Marienne May 06, 2007
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April Panic Shagging

Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.

As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?

Guy2: Not the hot one?!

Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
by TW98 May 11, 2011
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1 Sec Panic

When you forget something and you start panicking, but immediately you remember it again. (Short-term memory)
1. "I keep doing 1 sec panic when I'm in hurry"
2. "I have short-term memory"

"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"
by Mwoya December 22, 2019
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panic at the disco fan

Bitch was a panic at the disco fan...
by Dr. Awesome July 25, 2006
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