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rearrange my organs

you fuck someone so hard you rearrange their organs! Yay
Person A: Holy shit please rearrange my organs 😍
by Skeepy baked these muffins December 15, 2021
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In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
by ZeroOne^ July 23, 2010
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Villager Organization

Neha looks and sounds like a villager/npc so we make fun of it lmao
Neha is not apart of villager organization
by Villager organization May 13, 2022
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BUT ITS ORGANIC

“BUT ITS ORGANIC” is a phrase used to be random. You say it at basically every time, it doesn’t matter when you use it. Something a lot like the expression “zebra” (pronounced zeh-bra)
Bro one and two at a theme park: Bro one: bro that ride looks so dangerous
Bro two: BUT ITS ORGANIC
by hi im a weeb :> June 3, 2021
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Organ C Grab

Re-arrange organs and grab the clit like a fish hook
I’m going OCG you! (Organ C Grab)
by treyvontveous January 6, 2020
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Organ Recital

When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
by Captain Smokeblower May 6, 2023
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