Shady Crustacey

a crab that steals food while you try to enjoy a peaceful day at the beach
by A. Jo January 08, 2018
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Shady Steve

A local guy in williamsburg virginia who gets fucked up, falls into your trashcans, everyone thinks he's dead and then gets arrested. (may be seen wearing a doolie hat)
They thought shady steve was dead but he lived and now he is just a funny ass story and prolly getting raped in jail.
by dooly September 01, 2003
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Shadi Kafi

A teacher from the 303 that drinks kafi and is a Shadi
Student 1 "Wow I got freshman seminar this year"

Student 2 "Who is your teacher"

Student 1 "I got Shadi kafi"
by The79 May 10, 2023
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shady party

Eminem's political party, a "convention" yet more of a concert for the album Encore by Eminem where Donald Trump spoke for the political party. (not a real party by the way)
Jimbo: I am in the shady party
Father: Yes
by cleaningoutmyCLOSET April 09, 2018
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Shady Substance Salesman

Another word for a drug dealer; a man who sells illegal substances.
It was discovered that she has been connected with a shady substance salesman who probably sold the stimulants to her.
by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 16, 2022
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shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that
by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016
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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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