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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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Puck Ragging

Term used in hockey, specifically when playing Chel (NHL video game). Puck ragging or, ragging the puck, is a strategy which involves maintaining possession of the puck without attempting to score, as a deliberate tactic to run out the game clock.
Buddy went up 2 goals in the 3rd and started puck ragging the final 2 minutes.Game died on his stick.
by Crash1269 July 17, 2023
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finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.
Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"
by getgaydude March 7, 2013
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rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.
1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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snarf rag

Rag used to wipe away fecal debris on a man's penis after engaging in anal sex
Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.
by Ritebackatya December 14, 2013
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rag darawiish

Rag darawiish refers to males who are dhulbahante
by readyforthemoon55 June 4, 2020
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rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.
I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.
by rbrite11 October 18, 2014
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