"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
Get the Matt Ragsmug. Term used in hockey, specifically when playing Chel (NHL video game). Puck ragging or, ragging the puck, is a strategy which involves maintaining possession of the puck without attempting to score, as a deliberate tactic to run out the game clock.
Buddy went up 2 goals in the 3rd and started puck ragging the final 2 minutes.Game died on his stick.
by Crash1269 July 17, 2023
Get the Puck Raggingmug. Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.
Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"
Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."
Tom- "Nice!"
Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."
Tom- "Nice!"
by getgaydude March 7, 2013
Get the finishing ragmug. 1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...
2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...
3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"
*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.
* not to be confused with a corksniffer
2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...
3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"
*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.
* not to be confused with a corksniffer
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
Get the rag sniffermug. Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.
by Ritebackatya December 14, 2013
Get the snarf ragmug. by readyforthemoon55 June 4, 2020
Get the rag darawiishmug. by rbrite11 October 18, 2014
Get the rag liftingmug.