Back Nine

Putting 9 golf balls in the anus

Went out the other day and played the Back Nine because I didn't have time for the full course

by Bundoo September 11, 2016

tolerated nine

A really gay kid that cant roast. Thag person is unloved and fucken retard.

This guy is a tolerated nine

by Tolerated nine January 20, 2016

Deep Space Nine

Similar to a star trekking, although rather more ambitious. A female is simultaneously fisted in each 'lower orifice' by her partner. This particular practice does require considerably more aftercare to ensure all Klingons are exterminated.

I was Deep Space Nine'ing Karl's mum, and she sneezed and broke both my arms.

by BigBilly August 10, 2006

Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.

You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*

by BigNinjaJoe December 12, 2011

lucky number nine

a classic Moldy Peaches song to sing to in the car, on the computer, in school, and anywhere else.

lucky number nine, hooray!

by s a r Uhhhhhhhhhh February 14, 2006

Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

by Bill June 19, 2006

suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

by beavuhh October 17, 2009