Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
Get the Chair Jockmug. 1.Girls that always want the D.
2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.
3.A croc-jock.
croc jocks
2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.
3.A croc-jock.
croc jocks
Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.
Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.
Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks
by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017
Get the croc jocksmug. An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.
Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*
Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*
Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!
by UAnom August 28, 2022
Get the jocks puddingmug. by joyce byers January 10, 2017
Get the nut jockedmug. To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
Get the Self-Jockingmug. Most Sports players would know what this is.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020
Get the Jock Checkmug. by dodoheaddd September 21, 2009
Get the molly jockingmug.