market power

Fuck off

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.

by Zcraaay February 22, 2018

Market Pliers

I think I heard that he had a big iron on his hip somewhere

A: Did you hear Market Pliers has a big iron on his hip?

B: Who is Market Pliers?

by FatherUnreal November 26, 2023

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Mindset Marketing

The act of actively working on your thoughts and putting them in a more pleasing state. 'Positive Thinking' could be seen as a kind of mindset marketing.

This whole self development movement does nothing but pseudo mindset marketing.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.

by MauriceEtoile October 30, 2020

negative marketing

the way companies or businesses use ads to make extremists on twitter or any other media platform, destroy their products to make themselves look like the good guys and gain more sales as a result.

"man gillet has been using negative marketing quit a bit sense they found out it works."

by KO NO DIO DA!! October 15, 2020

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

On market street

A lie told by a dope boy ,friend,cuz hell anyone to make you think they are near by you

Hey yo,we almost dare we on market street, laughing usly in back ground cause that fool is in a far away place or near by and aint comin till they feel like it

by Cindie lou May 4, 2019