He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?
She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.
He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).
<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>
She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.
He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).
<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>
by Ginny P. December 17, 2011
Get the fuck by the numbers mug.Taken from a movie or show that i cant remember, A number four is where two people simultaneously shit together, whilst holding hands.
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Gary : We took a shit in the town toilets and held hands under the cubicles
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To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
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>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.
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