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Soap

One hell of a name. Makes you wonder how they passed selection.
What the hell kind of name is Soap eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?
by Fiery Shadow October 22, 2020
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soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
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Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
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a bar of soap

The term "a bar of soap" is an expression used to describe an individual who is very fickle; you can never keep hold of them for very long without them slipping out of your hands. Typically given for a person who is overtly avoidant.
Henry's always changing his mind last minute, he's such a bar of soap.
by sgrove88888 September 8, 2025
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Soap

Someone who is very nice and is willing to clean up other peoples messes literally 24/7 because they have nothing better to do with their time
“Bruh, she is a soap my dude, she will totally help you out
by Iamabarofsoap October 15, 2018
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Soap

Something you drop in the jail shower if you want to have a good time.
Nick: Hey Liam, I dropped the soap in the shower and John cleaned my ass.

Liam: Well that's something.
by AntiVenom March 10, 2012
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soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.
I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!
by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024
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