go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

double blue ankle

when one passes out with his shoes on and his rugby teammates color both his ankles blue, similar to the old blue ankle only one usually realizes the second ankle much later

I passed out with my shirt on and woke up with drawings on me and the double blue ankle

by bluesocks January 9, 2010

Barry In The Ankle

Definition of the person who is bothering someone who is onto something.

"Dude I am doing my damn homework don't be a barry in the ankle!"

by thedemoncleaner March 16, 2018

Ankle Choker

Ankle Choker (aka: Sharp Shooting Ankle Choker) is an annoying person, usually male, who never wears baggies.

Example: "You're geeked out in those straight legs, nothing but a sharp shooting ankle choker".

by CallFourZero August 23, 2022

Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.

"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"

by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020

Ankle

Thus called because it is, on average,
three feet lower than a cunt.

Nothing to like about ANKLES, they are fucking everywhere now. wtf can be done.

by Twists and Twats January 15, 2021

Heroin Ankles

Lesions and or scarring appearing on one’s ankles that could be mistaken for scarring from injecting the drug Heroin. Usually caused by scratching bug bites until they scar, eczema, or actually shooting heroin though your ankles.

Jamie: oh my god, Trucinda! Look how bad my heroin ankles look!
Trucinda: oh no Jamie, are you shooting heroin through your ankles?
Jamie: oh heavens no! I got attacked by mosquitos a couple weeks ago right on my ankles. I couldn’t leave them alone, I’ve been scratching and scratching for weeks!

Trucinda: you should put some cortisone cream on them to help stop the itch.

by TheFalconReturns July 28, 2025