Murphy

Military slang for gasoline, possibly from the discount gas chain, Murphy Oil, which is part of the Walmart chain of stores.

The HUMVEE won't run. It's out of murphy.

by TheBigBlueFrog May 7, 2018

Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022

Chalk Murphy

A sweat or savory treat from a gas station or grocery store.

“I’m going to the gas station, anyone need anything?” “ Yeah gimme a lil Chalk Murphy.”

by AverilAdvil December 31, 2024

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.

by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018

Murphy

A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention

I love Murphy!!

by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021

Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.

We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.

by Xyrenax October 16, 2025