Murgle

(Verb) The action of murgling
(Noun) Somebody who has been murgled

"I'm going to murgle you"
"What's that?"
"Wait and find out"

by Murgler6969 December 28, 2020

mufflepuff

someone, usually a lesbian, who constantly has their head up someone else's hoohoo

"Oh look, there's my favourite mufflepuff <3!"

by themightyconch January 5, 2021

Murple

A climbing hole

I climbed up the wall on the murples

by Xaidyl January 21, 2021

Muffler backfire

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.

So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.

I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.

by MURDOCK813 February 24, 2021

MurpleCow

MurpleCow is a friend. A great one, at that. You enjoy speaking to him and spending time with him. He is overall just a kind, amazing, reliable dude, and will always be down to talk to you. He'll guide you through a rough patch in your life and show you the positive side of things. He's very handsome, too, and rocks those thigh highs. Truly a king, MurpleCow is, and you'll never regret meeting him once you do.

Person 1: Damn, (Person 2), you're such a MurpleCow. You're always there.
Person 2: Awwww, thanks (Person 1) :)

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

MurgleShnergle

A man quief. The action of a fart rolling out between your thighs and your testicles.

Fat man quief mate!
Nah that was a MurgleShnergle

by ThunderTucker March 7, 2021

Muflex

Someone who spends their time masturbating to gay porn and watches furries lick each others assholes

That guy is a muflex.

by Xelfum April 20, 2021