Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

by quack9 June 14, 2009

Coal Miner

Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.

"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"

by FletchRose December 28, 2005

sisters before mister's

what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.

similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's

Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!

Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!

by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010

Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

by Terri March 2, 2004

Miserroneous

adjective INFORMAL

It's a true proposition that originates from an erroneous premise, equivalent to an illogical fallacy.

Relying on the fact that Tim always feels dizzy, he is under the miserroneous assumption that earth circles around the sun. It's actually the fact that he starts drinking at 9 in the morning what makes him dizzy, but even if he didn't, earth would still keep circling the sun and maybe he would stop hitting the floor every now and then.

by dr dro May 24, 2006

Mister Peckawood

Man with 103 inch dick.

I was walking down the street when i stepped on something; it was mister peckawood.

by TGL February 13, 2010

misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010