Minnernet

(Noun) The internet used on small devices such as a phone as opposed to a regular computer or laptop.

The 3G or 4G Network on a phone.

Sabia: "What are you doing with your phone?"
DJ: "Going to the minnernet."

by Rengaw April 2, 2010

Minerals

The things Austin Oakley lacks

Austin has 0 minerals

by Kdhahdidhf November 15, 2018

Mobile Mingers

People who constantly Shag In Cars

Skets Slags = Mobile Mingers

by Megalithic December 9, 2008

Hanging minger Sr

This is the upgraded version of the hanging minger... The Hanging minger Sr is a technique where you kidnap and old person tie them up in a plastic bag, also put a bee hive inside the bag and then hang them to a tree and beat the living sh*t out of them, this causes maximum damage to your opponent

Omg did u give my Grandad a Hanging minger Sr

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 13, 2020

Brown Diamond Miner

Slang used to describe a gay man.

Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

Humm-Minger

A person of incredible ugliness that needs to be brought to their attention in a loud and abrupt way.

"R.J.R is a Humm-Minger!"

by Cormao May 30, 2006

minger

The best name for the unattractable gareth lock

really u shud look at gareth

by horney henry December 1, 2003