Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and

Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad

by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019

midnight blanket party

This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.

My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.

by Shitee Jackson November 16, 2007

Midnight rider

Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.

Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.

by QueenLina July 7, 2016

Midnight McDonalds

the time when McDonalds serves you the leftover food that no one else wants. this food can and will make you sick.

"so are you still coming to the party later?"
"i cant i had Midnight McDonalds."

by joshissocool February 12, 2010

Midnight Stunner

(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior

1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.

2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit

by midnightstunner314 February 17, 2010

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011