Melon-pult

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.

"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Melon

used to describe someone who's just committed a really stupid act.

"you proper melon!"

by Anarchy42073 September 2, 2022

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020