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Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude
Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.
by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017
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A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also
by Buttward April 10, 2017
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That one Dumass who pretends to be a savage even though he’s a skinny piece of shit
Yo u see max
Yea that skinny picenof shit
by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020
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The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses
James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.
by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019
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Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you
by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018
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Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay
by Max'sLover March 30, 2017
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Max is the type of kid to cry and start yelling when his parents/guardians find the poop socks because he has been filling it up for almost a year know.
Max whats this under your bed!! No not my poop sock.
by Bradey The Savage February 26, 2019
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