Mango Buttock Cream

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.

WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango

OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023

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mango

FUCKING BEST FUCKING FRUIT IN THIS WORLD BETTER THAN ANY FRUIT OUT THERE.

(if eaten you will go to heaven and come back.)

Yo, could i get that mango that sells for 29485624569824592567265924 dallars?

Bet

k thank you here is 10 dollars

runs home and eats it*

in heaven right now.

by bigpp23423432 January 24, 2023

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Mango

An adjective that describes a state of wellbeing that closely resembles the feeling of fresh, sweet, and great all in one

Person 1: How are you today Clippy?
Person 2: Am feeling pretty mango, thanks for asking.

by Freeman7436 October 16, 2023

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Mango

The end of all things, i.e. apocalypse. Typically said when reading or seeing something so stupid you wish for the end of the world just to make it stop.

"Did you see they raised interest rates again? Ugh, gimme mango."

by Original Ginge November 13, 2023

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