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Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'
by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021
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Memoo

A Memoo is like a human version of a Emu.

It has certain characteristics such as an aggressive look, can’t hear when doing certain tasks and turns up in its own time with no explanation.
No Memoo today?

No idea mate. Was meant to be here at 8.

Memoo then turns up half hour late and aggressively looks at you like you’ve left him tied up under the bed with the Fritz family.
by Imcalledal August 18, 2021
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Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009
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Catalog Memory

Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
by patrick fitzpatrick March 6, 2011
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Stonergraphic Memory

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"
by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012
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homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the
"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"
by JellyD October 23, 2013
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