Logs/Faskings

logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck'
I just found a log from 1987. Where in the fask did you find that? Fask you! Why ask a fasking question? I'll tell you why - logs/faskings!
by mace - 51500 (the stale one) February 07, 2009
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Ants on a log

Means something is chopped, stems fom man it's chopped like celerey, ants on a log homie. Ants on a log refers to a snack in which pieces of celery are cut into pieces and served with peanut butter and raisins on top. The celery symbolizing a log and the raisins ants. This use of the term however signifies that something is no longer going to be paid attention to, is over, is lost, essentially is chopped.
Yo are you still going to Germany for study abroad? Ants on a log dawg the financial aid didn't fall through.
by Omdepot February 17, 2010
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log jammer

a term usually used to desribe a gay man, though exceptions can be made. It refers to the act of anal intercourse.
Those two men yonder are log jammers.
by clair3000 October 20, 2006
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ants on a log

As a special "treat" for your significant other. You smother your penis with peanut butter, then place a few raisins on key sensitive areas to be nibbled off. Dogs also love this treat.
Honey, to curb your appetite, enjoy this delicious "ants on a log"
by James, Dean & Joel August 09, 2006
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Chat Logging

A British slang term for oral sex, specifically performed on a woman.
Guy: I did a little Chat Logging last night

Guy #1: Did you and her have sex last night?
Guy #2: No, I just logged her chats
by Misc. l337 November 05, 2010
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Sequoia log

The act of taking the biggest,never ending shit in one straight log. It resembles a Sequoia tree which seems to never end.
Mackery: Yo, brahh! Yesterday I dropped off a lot of friends when I got home, they were packed tight in my toilet! I barely made it, I didn't even care that my sister was taking a shower,thats how bad it was. It was brutal.

Seth: Dude, thats nothing! I filled up my toilet with just ONE sequoia log!! I had to flush it three fucking times so it could all go down!! Now thats brutal!
by mfbrian March 26, 2008
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Log Fire

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera
}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
by Big Leezo December 06, 2011
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