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Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss
My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd
by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022
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Brazilian lemonade

A sex act where the man will be on his back, mouth open, and the woman will squat over his face and she will put a sliced lemon between her butt cheeks and squeeze to where the juices fall into the mans mouth.
“How was your weekend?” “Great! My girlfriend gave me some Brazilian lemonade!”
by H bird dog April 4, 2023
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Dusty Lemon

“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”

Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”
by NoMaskRequired September 19, 2023
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Priest's Lemonade

Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.
Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?

Where is it from?

Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!
by Levvviooosaaahhhh April 25, 2013
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Shade of lemon

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.
My coworker saw a shade of lemon before I had time to close the window.
by whatthelemon August 20, 2013
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wax the lemon

vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique
I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.
by ProTicklePickle April 2, 2015
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Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.
"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"
by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
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