The Kitten Eater

The source of evil, flames and trolls uncontrollably on many message boards.

"If you were a kitten, you would be eaten."

by Darrien Florience November 29, 2003

Just Kittens

Silly alternative to saying "Just Kidding"

I like Nickleback...just kittens you guys!

Mike is so ugly, just kittens with mittens, he's a hottie!

by prohighfiver July 20, 2010

Kitten Heels

A side shot statement made by groups (men or women) used in the Black Manosphere sector by Men and Women, curve ball roast message, and disrespectful term towards a well dressed male who wears ankle boots designed by Tom Ford, Gucci, and other high end designers. Kitten Heels for a man can be described as what the late Artist known as Prince wore. This term is also used to shame men who are Gay or appears to be gay.

"Kevin Samuels aka Puss n' Boots aka Kitten Heels"

"Girl, Kevin Samuels must be Gay because he wears Kitten Heels"

by Man No Fear May 29, 2021

kitten porn

A form of guilty pleasure for the kitten lovers out there.

My favorite after work treat is a good hour of kitten porn - websites with fluffy kittens really know how to erase the stress of a long day.

by katchup May 6, 2011

filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

Exploding kitten

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.

I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!

by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018

pooped a kitten

To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.

Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.

by H-$ December 17, 2009