smashing your keyboard

When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.

Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!

by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

keyboard turner

when someone uses W A S D to turn in the game world of warcraft.

u r such a keyboard turner u scrub

by saiwha March 4, 2009

Keyboard Coward

A keyboard coward is a type of Redditor that refuses to express their disagreements with posts, or comments within Reddit with their words. Instead, they would rather abuse the voting system within Reddit to mark their disagreement.

That user is a keyboard coward because they are incapable of forming their opinions into words. Instead this user uses down votes to show that they disagree with the OP.

by Nick Lotze March 25, 2016

Keyoke

Keyoke, the greatest anime character ever to exist.

Damn, Keyoke's cool.

by Ichiga August 11, 2004

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon May 13, 2005

keyboard dyslexia

When someone cannot grasp spelling words correctly using a keyboard.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.

Keyboard dyslexia:

Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)

Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)

Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)

by KatehFlute August 2, 2007