Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

national keyboard warrior day

a day for all of the keyboard warriors to come out, some notable ones being max robinson, josh williams, the the king benton scott. the scumass

yo benton, let’s celebrate, it’s national keyboard warrior day!

by Greg Lazzaro December 1, 2019

Itsuka Kendo

The best girl in class 1-B at UA High. A ginger with teal eyes. In charge of babysitting Neito Monoma, and making sure he doesnt insult 1-A, who is salty because he didnt get into class 1-A. The administrator of the "Kendo Chop", where she administers a karate chop to the back of Monomas neck to keep him subdued. Class 1-B's mom.

Me: damn, Itsuka Kendo really is best girl.
Friend: stfu you never stop talking about her.

by THE NAME'S KATSUKI BAKUGO November 24, 2020

Victorian Keyhole

When the janitor with all the keys corners you in the stall and proceeds to try to "unlock" your butthole.

Your honor, the janitor tried to give my client what is reffered to a "victorian keyhole"

by EandPdefinitions May 31, 2021

Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017