A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.
by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. by ieaph April 22, 2011
Get the jordanmug. This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Love me 22 September 5, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. by thebezelowner June 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.
by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017
Get the Jordanmug.