John 

John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.

He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!

John by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018

John 

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

John by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019

John 

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

John by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

John 

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

John by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019

John 

A South African slang for penis

Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today

John by Qwertykg March 24, 2019

John 

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dang man you are so John.

John by Gdiehrbrj April 11, 2019

john 

He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.

John Has A HUGE cock.

john by leethalwilson April 12, 2019