John

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020
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John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him
by Louisecarter December 06, 2019
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John

a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis
Don't be sick a john
by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
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johnelys

A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.
Johnelys cheated but yet I'm the one who cheated?
by You already know bitches May 15, 2017
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John

A emo kid that talks about suicide and listens to emo songs and also searches up memes, but steals some of them.
John found some great stolen memes that pleb.
by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016
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John

A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates
by DragonbornM March 05, 2020
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John

John needs care and attention (who doesnt). I'm sorry that i don't seem to give enough sometimes. He is always in my thoughts and i wish i could be there to show him what he means to me.
"John, open my skull and you'll see

theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
by Krkič June 02, 2019
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