deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005

Bottle Jockey

A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.

Look at that drunk chick she worked that 5th of booze like a bottle jockey.

by the transient November 18, 2011

shit jockey

girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves

- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad

?

- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music

by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010

Camel Jockey

Anyone With A Turban

XD Look At That Camel Jockey! XD XD XD

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.

I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.

by Vincent June 27, 2004

fence jockey

any immigrant who enters a country illegally by crossing over a physical barrier on a land border.

a mexican.

you'll surely see a fence jockey if you make a trip to tejas.

by eye yaman ass May 7, 2009

penis jockey

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.

I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.

by JackS17 June 23, 2016