Jesus

Jesus is a good man who wanted the good of all, to lead the people of this world to his heavenly father and thought us how to be baptized because all he wanted was the peoples happiness and Gods too.
Jesus: i hope one day i can be like him.
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only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)
Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!
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also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiaof the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ; The savior of all humanity; died for our sins to save us; son of Mary; son of our Lord
Jesus saved us from our signs by dying on the cross
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Jesus (noun) is a Messiah like figure in Christianity and other religions. In popular culture, he can be either a zombie, a raptor, or a Jew.
The plural for more than one Jesus is Jesii.
'Jesus will save you!'
'No...Jesii will save you!'
by Haratac October 26, 2008
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A name used for many hispanics but besides that, Jesus is a very loving and charming man. He most likely has a big dong. As most latinos do. Jesus will steal your girl and he will make that girl feel like she's the luckiest women in the world.
Hey I thought she was dating Ben ?

No Jesus took her.

Damn I wish I was him
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A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events
jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*
by Samuraigamer June 19, 2015
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A dumbass beaner that has no life and plays a shit game like fortnite 24/7
Jesus, stop playing fortnite and play a good game like fifa
by Mooky Piotr October 22, 2018
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