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Jeff Dunham'ed

to have an arm shoved up one's anal cavity a minimum of elbow deep, coined after the ventriliquist: Jeff Dunham
"Andrew and Tom were looking for a new sexual stimulant, so Tom Jeff Dunham'ed Andrew.9900;0000
by Amanda Monson January 30, 2009
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Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.
Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.
by stilllovehim April 17, 2009
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jeff moment

Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.
"Jeez, what's wrong with kat ?"
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."
by StephJay March 8, 2008
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Jeffcock

Jeffcock, often refered as Cockle. Usually bad dancing, westlife loving, heavy drinking man! Loves driving and sometimes does it as a living! Dances with two left feet and can't stay away from the dance floor! The Mrs usually refered as 'Mrs Cockle.' He loves a pint down the local and one pint and he's pissed!!
Person 1: Woaah, he has some real bad dance moves?!
Person 2: Yeah hes a Jeffcock, Cockle!
by Annoymus00000000001 October 27, 2011
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Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.
"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."
by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015
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Jeff

Guy: I cant seem to solve this problem.
Jeff: You have to add 2+2 that gives you four.
Guy: Thnx
by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019
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Jeff

A real G, one who is raised by champions or royalty. Taught the old ways of respect, chivalry, and building kingdoms not cots. He is one that can be your friend or you’re worst nightmare. Always down to help, but wise enough to not get played. A charmer to the ladies also known as gods gift to women. He will treat you right in and out of the bedroom. Some ladies have called his love the nectar of the gods.

Every group of friends needs a Jeff.
by TheLordOfTheRings March 27, 2021
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