jaffa

Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:

The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim

The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins

The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered

by HarryS May 1, 2007

Jaffa

This term is used in describing persons from Auckland the main city in New Zealand,

It basicly means Just Another Faggot Fucking Aucklander,

the use of this trend is popular outside of Auckland and is commanly used when describing an aucklander.

Fuck look at that jaffa...buying a coffee,

typical jaffa

drinks like a jaffa to

fucking jaffas

by James the Jaffa March 4, 2009

Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

by stilllovehim April 17, 2009

jeff moment

Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.

"Jeez, what's wrong with kat ?"
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."

by StephJay March 8, 2008

jaffa knees

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees

Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.

by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010

Jeffcock

Jeffcock, often refered as Cockle. Usually bad dancing, westlife loving, heavy drinking man! Loves driving and sometimes does it as a living! Dances with two left feet and can't stay away from the dance floor! The Mrs usually refered as 'Mrs Cockle.' He loves a pint down the local and one pint and he's pissed!!

Person 1: Woaah, he has some real bad dance moves?!
Person 2: Yeah hes a Jeffcock, Cockle!

by Annoymus00000000001 October 27, 2011

Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.

"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."

by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015