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Danny Milk

One of the most underrated users on Twitter, he has immaculate taste and makes some of the greatest tweets on the app. They can be found on Twitter at @DannyMilk_ .
"Danny Milk said he really liked Lady Gaga's new album."
"Of course he did, he has incredible taste!"
by DannyMilk November 7, 2020
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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
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Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
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Bro Milk

A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.
He smiled in pure bliss as his buddy's bro milk exploded all over his face.
by Little Bell January 29, 2022
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The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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Ghost milk

Slang term for getting high on cocaine and Xanax (preferably) but other benzodiazepines are acceptable.
"Hey Alan, all that white powder on your nose reminds me of a milk mustache, did you just ghost milk? Because you can't stop freestyle rapping... this combo gets you in the zone brotha! You're rhythm is crazy fast but with such a smooth lyrical flow. Gotta be dat ghost milk!"

"No man did you forget where you are??

My name's not Alan, it's Ryan, and you've been mumbling to yourself non-stop about conspiracy theories. You're the one that ghost milked! Let me know if we need to get you to rehab..."
by AngelDust88 August 30, 2017
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Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon
by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018
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