by Muncy Reader January 23, 2016
by LsUgirl2478 June 07, 2017
To do this, you must throw yourself down at the ground as hard as you can, and somehow not hit the ground by flinging yourself out of the Earth's orbit and fucking dying.
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
by big fat diarrhea boi September 24, 2020
The scenario is such that you have a kiss and a promise from your old lady but you are not confident that she will deliver later on. So you have the forethought to masturbate in the morning so if it dosent work out with her later you don't become a testosterone filled mad man. So contrary to a double header which would require one to have sex twice in one day this would be considered a Ground rule double should she conced to sex later on.
Person1: Hey Keith I scored a Ground rule double yesterday.
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.
Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.
Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.
by Decals March 03, 2014
(speaking as a future freshman): a high school in battleground washington which is notorious for hosting a colorful variety of potheads, steroid-dependant jocks, extremely not-so-passive-agressive bunners, and sluts who feel the need to prove something with their five million STDs. half of the student body consists of bunners and the other half is a mess. if you want to be in world full of the stupidest drama conceived, you're welcome to enroll at the front desk. there are only a few requirements; you must either love the bible so much you fornicate with it or hate it, must drive either a "mud boggin' rig" or a shiny camero your daddy bought for you as a "just-because" gift, and you must be fully prepared to deal with everyone here, all who constantly have massive trees up their arses.
You: Are you excited to go to battle ground high school next year?
Me: Oh, yes. I can't wait to become another face in a crowd full of incest, potheads, and notorious whores.
Me: Oh, yes. I can't wait to become another face in a crowd full of incest, potheads, and notorious whores.
by abxdefx June 12, 2017
by Peyton Smith April 01, 2008
The third biggest supplement of salt in the world just behind CSGO and Overwatch the depths of PUBG (player unknowns battle grounds) contains 12 year olds screaming that somebody is hacking and 40 year olds doing the same which fills salt levels to and extreme high
Terry:Have you every play player unkowns battle grounds?
Samantha: Yes thats why i have 90% more salt in my body than i should
Samantha: Yes thats why i have 90% more salt in my body than i should
by Spydter November 06, 2017