Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

Flesh Tornado

The act of a man twisting his penis up and then releasing it, usually performed as a sex party trick.

I gave her a total flesh tornado tonight, after we finished, she was spinning in circles from all that spinning.

by ButtHairBurrito97 February 9, 2025

Flesh Faucet

A vagina. Presumably a wet one

“Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet”

by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025

fleshed up

A euphemism to describe someone who has gotten fatter or chubbier since the last time you saw them. Used predominantly in Appalachian mountain speech.

“Wow, you’ve done fleshed up a lot since last year.”

by Compadre Andre April 20, 2020

rotten flesh

Can you tell me how to cook one of these agian?

Dude:I can’t eat it it’s to hard. It tastes like leather. HOW TO COOK ROTTEN FLESH BRO teach me or I’ll be the heck out of you
Me:just deep fry it man

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 11, 2021

Flesh Eater

When one "goes down" On another. Oral sex. To give blow jobs to a man or a woman.

She is nothing more than a *Flesh Eater*

by Toggs1981 May 23, 2020

waist of flesh

Something some low life calls a person to make their self look better than that person but usually this "Waist of Flesh" is an amazingly beautiful person who deserves the best.

Low life: Your such a waist of flesh
You: *Thoughts are self harm*

by whydowegettreatedthisway February 19, 2015