No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

by Mollyx November 21, 2022

Is a pain where, you can feel it but continue throughout the day with it. It's there but you can ignore it.
by I am smart hehe :) November 16, 2020

a bitter or sour attituded person. one who has the sourness and bitterness of that of a dill pickle.
by ElongMusty August 18, 2021

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
by interwebification June 23, 2021
