hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Miami hurricane

Receiving oral sex while smoking crack

She gave me a Miami hurricane I lit my hit and she sucked me off it was amazing

by Crazy blonde freak July 22, 2022

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

Hurricane Katrina

A strong hurricane that pounded new Orleans and flooded most of it's Lower Ninth Ward.

News: Alright hurricane Katrina is pounding against the Gulf killing a few in Florida and is now heading straight for Louisiana, New Orleans. The citizens: Nah I'mma stay here in my house. -later- Hurricanr Katrina: WHATS UP IDIOTS!
Citizens: -in superdome a second after the hurricane hits-

by REE man October 9, 2020

Hurricane

It is a natural phenomena which consists of "fat gusts of wind" periodically. Increasing in strength as you approach the center, or so called "eye" of the storm

Hurricane Irma; just fuck me up fam

by Famsquad October 7, 2017

dirty hurricane

When you shit in someone's mouth and stir it around with your cock

My gf was being a bitch last night so i gave her a dirty hurricane.

by Rocketman2019 September 21, 2016