Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013

Humpcake

(N.) Someone who's really sweet and nice (cake) but also really hot (hump).

Can also apply to really good sex

God, Matt looks like such a piece of humpcake.

I got some great humpcake last night in my room.

by Norb888 August 20, 2013

humpaversary

The anniversary of the first time you had sex with someone

August 15th was zach and my humpaversary.

by Boobs McGillicuddy August 10, 2016

Hump Trump

someone farting while another person if giving them anal

yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!

by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016

humpasourous

A kid that acts like a dinosaur and humps the air

Omg that kid Is such a humpasourous

by Prince blowfish January 28, 2017

Humpagos

The typical verbage associated with having sexual relations in the Galapagos islands.

After eating ripe coconuts and foraging through the Galapagos jungle we humpagos.

by Amber Laise January 29, 2017

hump around town

When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.

Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?

by TheVeryTallPeter October 12, 2017